I should say something before you people die of boredom.

Something.

Ha!

Anyway.

Su cabeza lo más probable es explotar por falta de inhalación jirafa en menos de siete segundos.


"Your head will most likely explode from lack of giraffe inhalation in less than seven seconds."


I bet you're cracking up now.


What else shall I say in Spanish?


Lo siento señor, su cabeza parece estar estancado en los pantalones que elefante pequeño. ¿Quieres un poco de ayuda con eso?


"I'm sorry sir, your head seems to be stuck in that little elephant's pants. Would you like some help with that?"


Nothing interesting has happened recently, but I will say that I have had an exceptionally good weekend. Goodbye.