Saturday, March 26, 2011

Hectic, Hexagons... Same Thing.

Well, this week has been hectic.

LOLJK not really. It's been really mundane and boring. But I'd rather it be this way, since I'm lazy like that. But I really wish I had some real friends to hang out with on the weekends. Oh well. As they say, beggars can't be choosers.

So, McKenzie is being... mean again, for lack of a better, more insulting word. She's become very vulgar in the recent years. She said, and I quote, "nah, listening to your sh*t is boring." What, since I don't cause drama every second of my life like you do, I'm suddenly boring? I always think that people who are just mean like that have problems at home, but she really has it good, so I have a hard time sympathizing with her and making myself feel better. She's just mean for no reason. I think it's for her own deserted soul's entertainment.

Well, anyway.

Today I took a road trip to Bellingham to see Omi and I was technically supposed to help garden, but I was tired and I'm not really good at that sort of thing and there were already a bunch of other people there to do the work, so I thought I would just get in the way and I stayed inside and kept to myself mostly.

I also got my registration to WSHS today, which REALLY sucks because I REALLY REALLY don't want to go there. CSHS is perpetually better. But 73h p4r3n75 are getting that taken care of ahead of time, before 8th grade is even over. Lucky for me I have such awesome parental guardians.

Also, if you haven't seen *this* abomination, you probably should, because there might possibly be references. However, *this* kind of validates it a LITTLE. Until the part where she starts talking about Bieber. That's when I had no forgiveness. But her voice is okay when she's not singing that song. Gosh.

Conversely, *here* is Ellie Goulding, who has a beautiful voice. Absolutely beautiful.

And that's it for now.

Bye!

Monday, March 14, 2011

Gay Marriage

Hello there. I'd like to start us out with a video today.




There are quite a few things that I'd like to say about this. And I'm pretty sure I've gone off about gay marriage before, but this is a great example of how much I hate people who hate it. And these are the reasons why (pertaining mostly to this video):

1. He's, what, 10?

At 10, you can't have been gay and then gone back to being straight because you "realized how wrong being gay is". First of all, you're waaaay too young to be making these kinds of decisions, and second, you can't just stop being gay because you think it's wrong. You're always one or the other, and you might realize that you're the other one, but you can't just stop. Also, I think his judgement is affected hugely by his parents. Peer pressure, ya know. And if you saw on the news that gay marriage is wrong, you're probably watching Fox News. And we all know how accurate Fox News is.

2. God most certainly did NOT create male and female for that reason.

So, you know how Adam and Eve were created? And then they had TWO BOYS? How do you think they got along then, hm? There are two ways this could have gone on, and both are frowned upon by the Christian religion: homosexuality and incest. Even if Adam and Eve had had a boy and a girl, they STILL would have had some form of incestual creepiness going on there, which means that everybody on Earth is related, which also means that by getting married and having kids, you're having sexy adventures with your distant relative. Think about that for a while.

3. The world is already overpopulated.

Okay, so I understand that you think that it's only right on a technical basis for a man and a woman to get married. And I can understand why in the B.C. era it would be frowned upon to not have babies. However, nowadays, it should be fine because the world doesn't need any more people. There are simply too many.

4. God doesn't like it?

How do you know that? Have you talked to him? If he hated gay people so much, then why did he make them? And what makes you think that it's wrong to love somebody?

5. Getting married to your hand isn't a good analogy at ALL.

Your hand doesn't have a gender. Your hand doesn't have a mind of its own. Your hand isn't similar to a person. There's no connection between the two. Besides, if you were a man and you dressed your hand up as a woman, it would be the same thing as being heterosexual.

And it doesn't sound THAT abnormal.

6. It is perfectly normal.

Being gay is as normal as having five fingers on each hand. Seriously. It's just love, except your little ignorant 10-year-old mind can't understand it. What's abnormal, however, is somebody who has three eyes. Or two heads. Or one foot.

Yeah, I don't know where I was going to go with that.

But whatever.

That's enough of my ranting. Goodbye!

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

My Dreams for Today

There are many things that I want in life. One of which is to completely redo my blog: Change up my sidebar, update my banner, get a better background layout... I even have a new color scheme in mind. Purple, gray, and black. Hot.

Well, anyway, while I'm dreaming about my blog, I'd like having my own domain name where you don't have to log in to see any of my posts, and where I wouldn't have any worries about certain people (ahem) getting into my account and "moderating" my posts. It would be fun.

In other news, it would be fun to have a dog named Cardinal Wolsey. I was watching Tudors a few months ago and I thought how awesome it would be to have a dog named Cardinal Wolsey. And my cat will be Chairman Meow. Pretty awesome.

Well.

That's that.

And while I'm here, I should probably talk about more happy things before I rant again. I should stop trying to be so cynical and negative.

But I'm running out of things to be happy about.

Help me.

Oh! Of course! Airship Daedalus! It was aired on Sunday. New strips every Sunday and Wednesday. Look at it. Link on the name.

Also, we have a band name. Heartsick. I saw it in a book and was like, "HEY! That's an awesome band name!" So we used it and now we have a web domain. Link in the name.

I'm also addicted to Hyperbole and a Half and The Oatmeal. They're also awesome comics. Links in their names.

I don't like Better With You. It's a horrible show. But I do like How I Met Your Mother and Two and a Half Men.

Speaking of Two and a Half Men, did you see that Charlie Sheen is in rehab? And bats--t crazy? Indeed, he says "gnarly" and "radical" and "epic" all the time. What are you, in the 70's? Seriously. Get with it, man.

Speaking of crazy people, there was a thief in Canada who left his really expensive stolen car with a stolen Ozzy Osborne CD, a stolen toque, a stolen hoodie, a stolen T-shirt, a stolen stick of Old Spice deodorant (WTF I'm sensing a little bit of a klepto goin' on here) and... wait for it... his RESUME. I'm serious.

Well, anyway, I'll wrap it up on that note. Good night.